amsterdamnedd:

it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history

ghdos:

athousandhiddensecrets:

mixyblue:

this comic affects me in so many ways

[x]

He killed himself again in the end just to save Ron because he wanted to die, and Ron didn’t. Powerful.

Interesting story arc here.

Simpsons (by banksyfilm)

geekishchic:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

you’re welcome

Beautiful. Just… beautiful

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

For my Tumblr Flag/Fandom Games project

See the other fandoms here

rinwolfy:

beanie-ebooks:

bendydicky:

This site has chest binders for 16 dollars and free shipping. I know people have limited money and I felt like this was worth sharing. 

I hate to comment on posts but hey kids aliexpress is a scam site!! it puts up listings from taobao for the same price or a bit lower and they get your money and never send the item and if they do it’s all mucked up my parents lost money trying to get me a Lolita dress from here!!! so idk if people will actually see this via my acct but if you do, look for this on taobao or !! I think there are sites that sell them for 20-30$ and temporary binders you can make till u can afford a real one

Thank you; I was wondering if anyone knew about this. Signal boost for my followers.

genderanarchy:

sageprinze:Necromonger Men’s Corset

agent-trippwire:

goreyfied:

kiichu:

shawtyimmaonlytellyouthisonce:

so i went on the american apparel site today

looking at the socks

and

for reference

here’s one of the pictures for men’s socks

seriously i’m not one to complain about…

lydiiateeapott:

ahorsecalledhonour:

Wonderful

Seriously I fucking love these guys